Maybe it's just my distrust of the human race as a whole, but I always feel like people are feeding me a line of bullshit, especially when applying for a job. I went to turn in an application today. "Would you like to speak with a manager?" I was asked by the cashier. Well, a manager would be nice, unless you're the one who looks over applications and hires people. "Yes, thank you."
I wait for a moment until a manager finally manages to come out of nowhere and seems rushed. "Thank you for your application, we'll look over this thoroughly and get see what we can do." Call me pessimistic, but I think he's just used to saying that, but maybe that's just me. If I had the money to bet, I'd bet he was just fucking with me. As soon as he gets to the back, he's chunking the application. I know better, I've worked at a restaurant before. I know what happens to applications, asshole.
Maybe I should have blown up his car or kicked him in the groin or something to show him I meant business. You've gotta be that way with people these days, ya know? Show them you're not just dicking around. What better way to show how serious you are than to make someone piss blood or set their car on fire? I can't think of one, can you? I didn't think so.
- Another Dead Hero
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