I hate women...

...but probably not as much as women hate other women.

Feminists humor me. Why? Well, aside from the obvious with them not knowing that women actually are inferior, they get on their high horse about men treating them horribly day in and day out. Yet, women need to take a long, hard look at themselves. One of the things that is oppressing women is... anyone wanna guess?

Women!

That's right. Women back stab each other and tear each other down and treat each other worse than any man could ever treat them. You expect others to respect you when you act in such a way? Bunch of coniving little cunts. Everything is a competition with women I have noticed. Women hate when another female has something better or more expensive, or if another woman is more attractive or thinner. Sure, she might act proud of her fellow female's accomplishments, she might congratulate her fellow woman on losing weight, or how beautiful she looks, but once that one female is gone let the trash talking begin. Women, even though they claim to be straight forward and "brutally honest" they're not; well, not to your face anyway. They are "brutally honest" when talking about you behind your back.

See, with men, when men have a problem usually there's a fight (sometimes physical), one guy gets his ass kicked and the two have a beer and they're fine in about a day or so.

With women though, women spend time sneaking around, spreading rumors, harming the other's reputation, etc. There is no getting it over with right away, getting to the bottom of a problem. No, no, because that'd be the logical thing to do, but women are not a logical species. Hell, women aren't even a species, they are a subspecies.

In closing, you demand respect from men? Start respecting yourself first and then we'll talk.

This is a conversation I had with one of these evil creatures:

Me: Women can never have friends... you all start hating each other.
Her: I only start hating my girl friends. My guy friends are around forever.
Me: I told you your gender is worthless.
Her: Drama drama drama. Don't hate on women. You exist because of us.
Me: I didn't ask for that. I exist because of you... like that's some kind of honor. "If it weren't for women, you wouldn't be here!" Thank all women for bringing me into a world as shitty as this one. Full of famine, poverty, war, greed, and stupidity. How shall I ever repay womankind?

"Men are from Mars, women are from Hell."

With hate,

Another Dead Hero

My Advice Column

I'm lonely!
That's because no one loves you and doesn't want to be with you. It's time to face facts.

I'm not sure if he/she likes me!
It's doubtful. Who would like a whining pussy like yourself? I'd suggest just ending it all.

So, I'm talking to this guy and...
He just wants to get laid. He doesn't think you're special because, well, you're not.

But he...
Just wants to get laid, get over yourself. There's nothing special about you. He has a dick, he's horny, he wants to put it somewhere.

I want to stop feeling this way.
Then stop. Suck it up and deal with it... or kill yourself. Either option works.

I'm 13 and I'm so depressed. What should I do?
Realize your problems don't mean shit. You're 13? I hate to break it to you, but life only gets worse. Tough break, kid.

I really want to stop cutting.
Resort to a shotgun. It's quick and effective. It's messy though, but you won't have to clean up the mess.

I just started school and don't have any friends.
And you never will. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but you never will have friends... unless you start sleeping around that is, then everyone will love you. Yeah, try having a train run on you, I know how much you girls love the attention. Death gets you a lot of attention too, try that.

I like this boy, but I'm afraid my friends will make fun of me for dating him.
Kill your friends... then yourself for caring what others think of you.

My daddy/mommy doesn't love me!
Shouldn't have been a fuck up from birth.

I'm pregnant and don't know what to do!
Should have kept your legs closed to start with, whore. Fall down the stairs.

My girlfriend is pregnant and I don't know what to do.
Should have learned to think with something other than your cock. Sucks for you, buddy. Hahahahaha!!!!!

He broke up with me!
Let the wrist cutting begin! You know it's all over now, no other options for you. Hey, you had a good run.

She broke up with me!
Probably because she's straight and found out you have a pussy. Don't resort to cutting yourself though, real men know how to kill themselves.

I'm heartbroken!
Shouldn't have had a heart to begin with, wimp. Only way to fix a broken heart is to cut it out of your chest. Try it!

Should I start taking the pill?
Yes. And by "pill" I mean a cyanide tablet.

How do I ask this girl out?
Insult her, treat her like shit, maybe slap her around a few times. Chicks eat that shit up. They love when you treat them like they don't matter.

I'm being emotionally abused.Stop being a pussy.
Emotional abuse? How does one let someone get to them so badly that it's abuse? You were asking for it as far as I'm concerned.

Should I have an abortion?
Yes, we don't need more mistakes like you running around.

What should I do? I failed my (insert class here) exam! My parents are going to kill me!
Good, they'll save me the trouble of doing it.

Should I start having sex?
No, if you start having sex now, that means something is wrong with you and you're a slut.

I don't want to have sex right now, but he does. What do I do?
Put out, stop being such a prude. Put out and become a whore already.

My girlfriend won't sleep with me. What should I do?
Your dick's too small, not much you can do about that. Might as well die a virgin.

My boyfriend won't sleep with me. What's wrong with me?
You're probably just too ugly, too fat, or too skinny. I wouldn't want to sleep with you either, fucking ogre.

How do I give good head?
...

Is he cheating on me?
Probably. Guess you shouldn't have been such a horrible girlfriend. Have fun dying alone.

Am I a whore?
If you have to ask that question then yes, you are.

I am worried about going to college and missing my friends and family.
Chances are they won't miss you, get used to it.

Tomorrow my boyfriend and I are going to hold hands for the first time. We talked about it and we both want to. However I'm still very nervous I don't know why. What are some tips for holding hands?
Tips for holding hands? Grab his crotch, probably the best way to go about it.

My friends have all been avoiding me recently, what's wrong with me?
Probably everything. No one wants to hang out with a loser.

What makes you so qualified to give advice?
Absolutely nothing. I'm just hoping that you've killed yourself by the time you've reached this question.



With hate,

Another Dead Hero

I hate blacks, whites, Jews...

... and pretty much everyone else who isn't me.

Blacks-- For thinking they are better than whites. Also, for thinking everyone that is white is somehow responsible for slavery. My ancestry is Native American and Irish, had nothing to do with slavery. Jews have been persecuted for over 5000 years, I believe they take the cake as far as oppression is concerned.

Asians-- For being smarter than whites.

Jews-- Just because you're easy to pick on.

Whites-- For thinking you are better and smarter than everyone. Also, for thinking that America is your country and that white is the superior race. No one is superior to anyone... well, except for me. "Tell them immigrants to go back to their own country." Right, and you should return to your's as well. No one has the right to be here except Native Americans.

Any other race I missed-- Just because.

Racists-- For thinking your race is superior. I'm sure you have another nationality/race in there somewhere as well, dumb fuck.

Americans-- For thinking you are the only mother fuckers on this planet. You're not, get over it. Stop trying to Americanize everything. Let other countries have their own culture.

Other countries-- For hating Americans and yet letting them try to take over. Fight back.

Fox news-- For being nothing but a bunch of lying dickheads.

The media-- For acting concerned about various tragedies when you know you just want your ratings to go up.

Society-- For praising stupidity and mediocrity.

Religion-- For brainwashing people and scaring them into being the way you want them to be.

The religious-- For following blindly and not questioning anything you have been told.

Hippies-- For still being around. Why aren't you assholes dead yet? You think you're going to change the world by smoking pot and listening to music? Fuck you.

Potheads-- For thinking you're more intellectual when you're high. No, the marijuana just makes you think you're more intellectual, you're still a dumbfuck.

Junkies-- Overdose on drugs? Good. Fuck you, you did it to yourself.

Straight Edge-- You're not special just because you don't drink, do drugs, smoke, or have sex. Everyone is "straight edge" until they are 21 anyway. You're going to die anyway, might as well live it up.

Single people-- For pissing and moaning about being single. No one loves you, and no one ever will love you. Get over it. You're going to die alone, deal with it.

People in relationships-- For telling everyone how happy you are when no one actually cares. You're also going to die alone, hope you're looking forward to it.

Liberals-- For being a bunch of dirty hippies.

Republicans-- For being a bunch of freedom stealing crooks.

Democrats-- For being a bunch of money hungry crooks.

Homosexuals-- For thinking everyone hates you just because of your sexual preference.

Heterosexuals-- For giving homosexuals shit. You're worthless too.

Bisexuals-- For not being able to make up your mind, or if you like both... for being greedy.

Sex-- It's boring and repetitive.

Women-- For being stupid, shallow, selfish cunts.

Men-- For being stupid, shallow, selfish, sex obsessed assholes.

Teenagers-- For thinking your problems are important and others want to hear about them. You're heartbroken? Get over it. Only way to solve a broken heart is to not have one at all... pussy.

Children-- For being loud, whining, obnoxious little shits with nothing better to do than to irritate me. Everyone thinks you're cute now, but when you get older, everyone's going to hate you just like I hate you.

Senior citizens-- For taking too long to die and get out of my way in traffic/the store/anywhere else I see you.

Television-- For making everyone fucking stupid.

Psychologists-- For pretending to care about others when you actually are just thinking how much money you've made off of your patient once that hour is up.

Police-- For being crooked little fucks with a superiority complex, and thinking you can do whatever you want just because you wear a badge.

Pop music-- For not having any lyrics that have meaning or depth to them and for having the same music that plays that sounds like every other pop band.

Rap music-- For turning into something that actually had a message to complete shit. Seriously, how the fuck do you go from "fight the power" to showing off how much money you have and how many cars you own? Rap is a disgrace to the music industry.

Teachers-- For not encouraging your kids to think for themselves and telling them that mediocrity is ok. Pass this test to make the school look good, who cares if you learned anything from it?

Emo kids-- For thinking you're an individual by dressing like all the rest of your conforming, fucktard friends. Oh, and learn how to cut deep enough to kill yourself next time, stupid fucks.

Summer and spring-- Because it's too fucking hot in GA to have such seasons.

Rich people-- For not sharing it with the less fortunate.

Poor people-- For being beggars.

The middle class-- For being comfortable when others are struggling and you're not lending a hand.

People who read my blog-- Because you bitch too much when I've offended you.

People who don't read my blog-- Because you're missing important life lessons that I am teaching. Don't blame me if your life fucks up. I'm trying to help.

Celebrities-- For bitching about how hard their lives are. You have enough money, buy yourself a new life.

Support Our Troops-- How exactly are you supporting them by buying a pretty ribbon to go on your car? How about you really support them and go fight alongside them in the war? They could use the help.

Bloggers-- People documenting every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

With hate,

Another Dead Hero

A Kick in the Groin Shows You Mean Business

Maybe it's just my distrust of the human race as a whole, but I always feel like people are feeding me a line of bullshit, especially when applying for a job. I went to turn in an application today. "Would you like to speak with a manager?" I was asked by the cashier. Well, a manager would be nice, unless you're the one who looks over applications and hires people. "Yes, thank you."

I wait for a moment until a manager finally manages to come out of nowhere and seems rushed. "Thank you for your application, we'll look over this thoroughly and get see what we can do." Call me pessimistic, but I think he's just used to saying that, but maybe that's just me. If I had the money to bet, I'd bet he was just fucking with me. As soon as he gets to the back, he's chunking the application. I know better, I've worked at a restaurant before. I know what happens to applications, asshole.

Maybe I should have blown up his car or kicked him in the groin or something to show him I meant business. You've gotta be that way with people these days, ya know? Show them you're not just dicking around. What better way to show how serious you are than to make someone piss blood or set their car on fire? I can't think of one, can you? I didn't think so.

- Another Dead Hero

All Hell Shall Break Loose

This is the typical first post where I tell you about myself, right? My dreams, hopes, aspirations, goals, future plans, all of that bullshit. Well, I figure you don't care, nor do I care to tell you so I am not going to bore anyone with a bunch of trivial details about my life. This is where I tell you that I plan on venting my frustrations with the world. This is where I tell you that I plan on attacking religion, sexuality, society, and humanity at large. So, sit back and enjoy the ride. If I haven't pissed you off right away, then give it time and it'll happen.

- Another Dead Hero