... and pretty much everyone else who isn't me.
Blacks-- For thinking they are better than whites. Also, for thinking everyone that is white is somehow responsible for slavery. My ancestry is Native American and Irish, had nothing to do with slavery. Jews have been persecuted for over 5000 years, I believe they take the cake as far as oppression is concerned.
Asians-- For being smarter than whites.
Jews-- Just because you're easy to pick on.
Whites-- For thinking you are better and smarter than everyone. Also, for thinking that America is your country and that white is the superior race. No one is superior to anyone... well, except for me. "Tell them immigrants to go back to their own country." Right, and you should return to your's as well. No one has the right to be here except Native Americans.
Any other race I missed-- Just because.
Racists-- For thinking your race is superior. I'm sure you have another nationality/race in there somewhere as well, dumb fuck.
Americans-- For thinking you are the only mother fuckers on this planet. You're not, get over it. Stop trying to Americanize everything. Let other countries have their own culture.
Other countries-- For hating Americans and yet letting them try to take over. Fight back.
Fox news-- For being nothing but a bunch of lying dickheads.
The media-- For acting concerned about various tragedies when you know you just want your ratings to go up.
Society-- For praising stupidity and mediocrity.
Religion-- For brainwashing people and scaring them into being the way you want them to be.
The religious-- For following blindly and not questioning anything you have been told.
Hippies-- For still being around. Why aren't you assholes dead yet? You think you're going to change the world by smoking pot and listening to music? Fuck you.
Potheads-- For thinking you're more intellectual when you're high. No, the marijuana just makes you think you're more intellectual, you're still a dumbfuck.
Junkies-- Overdose on drugs? Good. Fuck you, you did it to yourself.
Straight Edge-- You're not special just because you don't drink, do drugs, smoke, or have sex. Everyone is "straight edge" until they are 21 anyway. You're going to die anyway, might as well live it up.
Single people-- For pissing and moaning about being single. No one loves you, and no one ever will love you. Get over it. You're going to die alone, deal with it.
People in relationships-- For telling everyone how happy you are when no one actually cares. You're also going to die alone, hope you're looking forward to it.
Liberals-- For being a bunch of dirty hippies.
Republicans-- For being a bunch of freedom stealing crooks.
Democrats-- For being a bunch of money hungry crooks.
Homosexuals-- For thinking everyone hates you just because of your sexual preference.
Heterosexuals-- For giving homosexuals shit. You're worthless too.
Bisexuals-- For not being able to make up your mind, or if you like both... for being greedy.
Sex-- It's boring and repetitive.
Women-- For being stupid, shallow, selfish cunts.
Men-- For being stupid, shallow, selfish, sex obsessed assholes.
Teenagers-- For thinking your problems are important and others want to hear about them. You're heartbroken? Get over it. Only way to solve a broken heart is to not have one at all... pussy.
Children-- For being loud, whining, obnoxious little shits with nothing better to do than to irritate me. Everyone thinks you're cute now, but when you get older, everyone's going to hate you just like I hate you.
Senior citizens-- For taking too long to die and get out of my way in traffic/the store/anywhere else I see you.
Television-- For making everyone fucking stupid.
Psychologists-- For pretending to care about others when you actually are just thinking how much money you've made off of your patient once that hour is up.
Police-- For being crooked little fucks with a superiority complex, and thinking you can do whatever you want just because you wear a badge.
Pop music-- For not having any lyrics that have meaning or depth to them and for having the same music that plays that sounds like every other pop band.
Rap music-- For turning into something that actually had a message to complete shit. Seriously, how the fuck do you go from "fight the power" to showing off how much money you have and how many cars you own? Rap is a disgrace to the music industry.
Teachers-- For not encouraging your kids to think for themselves and telling them that mediocrity is ok. Pass this test to make the school look good, who cares if you learned anything from it?
Emo kids-- For thinking you're an individual by dressing like all the rest of your conforming, fucktard friends. Oh, and learn how to cut deep enough to kill yourself next time, stupid fucks.
Summer and spring-- Because it's too fucking hot in GA to have such seasons.
Rich people-- For not sharing it with the less fortunate.
Poor people-- For being beggars.
The middle class-- For being comfortable when others are struggling and you're not lending a hand.
People who read my blog-- Because you bitch too much when I've offended you.
People who don't read my blog-- Because you're missing important life lessons that I am teaching. Don't blame me if your life fucks up. I'm trying to help.
Celebrities-- For bitching about how hard their lives are. You have enough money, buy yourself a new life.
Support Our Troops-- How exactly are you supporting them by buying a pretty ribbon to go on your car? How about you really support them and go fight alongside them in the war? They could use the help.
Bloggers-- People documenting every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.
With hate,
Another Dead Hero
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